forek..

what u gonna do if you see half headed gypsy runnin towards you?

stop laughin and reload your shotgun
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P??ijde chlap do baru, zdrcenÄ? usedne a objedn?? si dvojit?Šho ruma. Barman na nÄ?j:
“Ä?lovÄ?Ä?e, co se v??m stalo, jste nÄ?jakej smutnej!”
“Ale, u?ž dlouho jsem podez???­val man?želku z nevÄ?ry, tak jsem dnes p??i??el z pr??ce d???­ve dom?? a nachytal jsem ji se sv??m nejlep???­m p???­telem.”
“No jo, to muselo bejt tÄ??žk??, co jste mu ??ekl?!” prav?­ barman.
Chlap na to:
“Fuj Azore! Nech???? paniÄ?ku!”
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Sedi baca Jano pred salasom a spara si za nechtami krivakom.
Okoloiduci turista sa ho pyta:
- Baca, co si to tam sparate?
- Ale… premyslam, ci mam za nechtami hlinu, alebo hovno.
- Baca! - skrikne turista po obliznuti krivaka - Ved to je hovno!
- Aj som si mysleu. Ved kdeze by sa mi hlina v riti zobrala…
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